It’s the night before Christmas, and Jasper, sick of Labour losing yet another election, joins the Conservative Party. However, at home, he is visited by Joe, the King of Soft Left Twitter, who sends him three groups of ghosts from the past, present and future of British and global politics in an effort to change his ways. Will Jasper come back to the soft left in time for Christmas, or is he lost to the right forever? Written while drunk, inspired by Charles Dickens and featuring a special MP guest star, we present to you: ‘A Social Review Christmas Carol’!
A SOCIAL REVIEW CHRISTMAS CAROL
By Peter Whitehead and Morgan Jones
CAST:
Narrator: Morgan Jones
Jasper the Tory: Jasper Cresdee-Hyde
Jim Murphy: Hugh
Jordan Peterson/Slavoj Zizek: Peter Whitehead
Joe, King of the Soft Left Twitter: Joe Hamm
Lisa Nandy: Lines
Conservative Party Manifesto 2019: Eugenie
Nigel Dodds: Tyron Wilson
Unnamed Conservative Party Media Outrider: Henry Coleman
Ed Miliband: Sean Smyth
Alex Sobel MP: Alex Sobel MP
Stephen Kinnock: Will Sorenson
Also starring: James Gilmour, Michael Bawden, Ciaran McGurdy and Beth Desmond